My Lord, I would be honered to offer you a helmet.
”No, helmets are for uggos. Jesus Christ have you ever laid eyes on me?”
So no helmet?
”NO.”
My lord, I feel obliged to inform you that there are archers among the orcs.
”You callin’ me ugly?”
N-no, my lord… you are the handsomest man in Middle-Earth.
”I should think so. Now begone.”
-Fighting commences-
”NOOOOOOO! Why is there black on my face?!” O_O”Jesus, I knew I shouldn’t have been so obsessed with the white gems, now I’m DIRTY and everyone can see how unfabulous I am. What a ghastly price! Where’s the idiot who should’ve been more convincing about the helmet thing? This is entirely his fault!”
– Author’s note:
Thranduil in Battle of the Five Armies really reminded me of Oberyn Martell in Game of Thrones.
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